Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Philly Ball Park Guard and Taser

Hot beneath the raging sun,
Running in his cheap suit blazer,
Trigger happy with his gun,
Philly ballpark guard – with tazer.

Rumbling like a rented van,
Aiming carefully his laser,
Firing on some hapless fan,
Philly ballpark guard – with taser.

Creepo at the junior prom,
Sicko wielding rusted razor,
Castro with a nuclear bomb,
Philly ballpark guard – with taser.


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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 4, 2010 at 7:56 PM

    Was it a tazer or a taser?

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  2. Alibi IkeMay 5, 2010 at 12:38 AM

    It takes quite a man to shoot a teenager in the back with 10,000 volts. Thank heavens that threat has been neutralized.

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  3. BernBabyBernMay 5, 2010 at 9:20 AM

    The kid called his dad and told him his was going to run on the field. His dad told him he didn't think that was a very good idea.


    I see a huge "See? I told you so! But do you listen to Dad?!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!" moment at a future dinner table.

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  4. Joe De PastryMay 5, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    Idiots who run on the field should be sent to Guantanamo Bay with the other terrorists.

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