SUE THE BASTARDS

I'm coming back from the dirt field league to work with you on a counter-strategy to their counter strategy.

You have letters from actual butt heads at MLB?

I know some guys in Congress that have been paid off for favors to certain enterprises which they faithfully deliver, even when it is not in the best interests of the country.

In fact, they do so all the time.

We can simply do the same thing here.

I'll bring some money in a bag.

Hang in there until my bus arrives at the border.

Just don't let anyone at MLB see my picture.