I just got back from a week-day in Vegas, and spent all of it in a sports bar/casino/hamburger joint.I was shocked to learn you can conjure a bet on anything there. Including; whether the hamburger will come with the raw onion you ordered, or whether you'll have to ask the waiter for it again when the food arrives.
I made more money doing that than betting on our major off-season acquisition.
Time for someone to tell me that Granderson is a streak hitter.
I'd like to put him and Javy on " The Silver Streak," and trade for draft picks from the Southern Mexico Dirt Field Leagues.
Altogther now…
ReplyDeleteWho can’t hit the lefty…?
Hasn’t got a clue,
Taps into the infield
For a double-play or two
The Grandy Man!
Oh, the Grandy man can’t.
The Grandy man can’t,
‘Cause he hitches up his swing
And makes the rally go down...
Well, Duque, he finally gets a hit.
ReplyDeleteThen, he blows out a groin, or a knee or a hammy.
Whom do we have at AAA waiting to become the next great Yankee outfielder?
Kei Igawa?
Or as Sarah Palin said to Brian Cashman "How's that Javy/Grandy thing workin' out for ya?"
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