Friday, June 18, 2010

10 Reasons Why Cito Culver Signed So Fast

1. Hoping to get tickets to weekend's Subway Series.

2. Another summer in Rochester? No way.

3. Yankees gave 10-minute, take-it-or-leave-it ultimatum.

4. Has always wanted to see Scranton.

5. Saw Jeter go 0-4 last night and wants to help.

6. Had lost bussing job at Nick Tahoe's.

7. Yankees promised to pay in nickels.

8. Hey, that Scott Boras spray-repellent works!

9. Told would receive free iPad with signing.

10. Wanted to be mentioned in IT IS HIGH.
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1 comment:

  1. Joe De PastryJune 21, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    Doesn't he get to see Staten Island first?
    Maybe they told him he'd be going directly to the Big Apple, without specifying a borough.

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