Sunday, June 20, 2010

10 Reasons Why Lady Gaga is a Yankee Fan


1. Music originally influenced by singing of Ronan Tynan.

2. Lost virginity to Mel Hall.

3. Sparks-emitting bras only sold in midnight blue.

4. Loves to watch players out there, skating on the ice.

5. Bought first-ever thong from man who looked like Yogi Berra.

6. Still angry over catching clap from Dustin Pedroia.

7. Stole John Sterling's winwarble for chorus of "Poker Face."*

8. Hey, if Arod was good enough for Madonna...

9. Those pills from Roger Clemens cured her clamidia.

10. Katie Perry is Met fan.

*Which we would play for you, if not for MLB copyright brownshirts.

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