We at IT IS HIGH congratulate Derek and hope he and his prize will be happy.
(Their daughter, though, can use a shave.)
Before you start whining about a Yankee-child encounter,
remember that Little Debbie is 46.
That makes her the cougar and Derek the snack cake,
wouldn't you say?
Joba was excellent. Quit while you're ahead!
ReplyDeleteJeter produced a much better looking child.
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