Roy Halladay should not be allowed to pitch in the NL

Roy Halladay throws a perfecto? Whoopiedoo.

We should be impressed?

We were impressed when that Little Leaguer a few years back pitched the Bronx into the World Series, until he turned out to be 15, twice married and with grandchildren. Have the MLB lawyers -- while not shutting down free speech -- checked Halladay's birth certificate? What's he doing in the NL? Isn't there a rule about dropping a level? If Syracuse University played Divison III football, they could probably go 8-3! If the Knicks played in the WNBA, they could make the playoffs.

Hell, if we want perfect games, let's send Sabathia to Scranton.