Wednesday, July 14, 2010

10 Reasons George Could Have Problems Getting to Heaven

1. Must pass through fabled Bobby Meachem Pearly Gate.

2. Negative letter-writing campaign from Columbus, Ohio.

3. For 10 years, Billy's saved space for roommate.

4. Satan to demand return of enchanted turtleneck.

5. Something fishy about "Jay Buhner hairstyle" on St. Peter.

6. Should never have called God "a fat pussy toad."

7. Son Hank spent final planned $1 million chartity donation on cigarettes.

8. In moment of forgiveness, Yogi didn't really mean it.

9. Don Zimmer counting the votes.

10. Presidential pardons don't apply.
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1 comment:

  1. A. Grumpus, from the Amen cornerJuly 14, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    In the plus column, Howard Spira is betting on GMS III to clear the celestial gates in a single bound. Can you add angel wings to a white turtleneck?

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