Arod nearing milestone of bedding 600th celebrity

Cynthia. Madonna. Kate. Cameron. Melissa. Kristin. Debbie. Edith. et al.

This could be a gala lay-la weekend in the Bronx, as Arod continues his magical assault on the legacies of Fidel and Wilt for the all-time Ladies Auxillary Home Run Stud charts. Alex notched No. 599 Thursday, and No. 600 could happen by noon today.

Here's the unofficial all time Man Home Run Derby leaders  courtesy of the Daily Beast. (Come on, are they claiming Mick Jagger isn't on it? )


1. FIDEL CASTRO: (35,000, "Fidel the Infidel," think: population of Fort Myers, FL; eight kids by 4 ladies)

2. WILT CHAMBERLAIN (estimated 20,000 by own count, "The Stilt" claimed not one was ugly)

3. WARREN BEATTY (12,000, "Clyde," notched Jane Fonda AND Madonna, but not at same time)

4. CHARLE SHEEN (5,000, "the Bambino," used Heidi Fleiss as Scranton-Wilkes Barre farm club)

5. GENE SIMMONS (4,000, including Cher, most done while in Kiss make-up)

6. HUGH HEFNER ("thousands," Barbi Benton, still active, through use of Performance Enhancing Drugs)

7. JACK NICHOLSON (2,000, Faye Dunaway, famous for saying after each climax, "It's Chinatown!")

8. ERIC CLAPTON (1,000, "the Clap," Sheryl Crow, entire population of Woodstock, NY)

9. MAGIC JOHNSON (1,000, career tragically cut short by HIV)

10. AROD (599, looking to score this weekend on YES)