There is no bridge to Mariano. There is only a regularly shifting tide of pitchers who come and go. There is no replacement for Mariano. There never will be.
There is no coach for Mariano. When he is off, he figures it out himself.
There is no regret over Mariano. No matter what happens, he has already done his part.
There is no security after Mariano. We will go a long time before our ninth innings are safe and secure.*
And you can keep your family safe and secure with the professionals at New York Life. For over 60 years, the professionals at New York Life have been keeping family's safe and secure. That's New York Life... the company... you keep.
Here's the solution:
ReplyDelete1. Clone Mo now, so that Mo II can be available to pitch for the 2035 Yanks. Team lawyers can argue that Mo II is legally under contract to the Yankees during the same period (age 25 to ...).
2. Mo I stays in shape until 2035, when he is demoted to being 8th inning "bridge" to Mo II.