1. Cliff Lee used Seattle as a stepping stone toward free agency in 2011.2. Seattle used the Yankees to drive up the market, so they could send Lee to Texas for a plate of fried fish.
3. The Yankees used Joel Sherman to publish the trial balloon, so they could test the winds on adding to the package to obtain Lee.
4. Joel Sherman used Rupert Murdoch's newspaper to fuel speculation that a deal was imminent, if not already done.
5. Rupert Murdoch used hot Russian vixen/spy Anna Chapman to sell newspapers during an otherwise dead zone in the news year.
6. Anna Chapman used her intense feminine wiles to pierce the U.S. security network and send the secrets of America to her Soviet fiendmasters.
7. Feminine wiles, across the globe, used male erections to not only procreate but set themselves up in fine lodgings with satellite dishes, chocolates and Lazy-Boy recliners, purchased on the backs of their male sex slaves.
8. Male erections used the teachings of Jesus to keep themselves from raping and pillaging countrysides in hellbent hordes of sexual frenzy.
9. Jesus Montero used the Yankees as his conduit to the pinnacle of the baseball world.
10. The Yankees used Jesus as trade bait to secure Cliff Lee, and thus win the 2010 championship of the world.
11. Cliff Lee used Seattle as a stepping stone toward free agency in 2011...
May you bless and keep Jesus amongst you, until the next fiasco at least.
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees used Chad Tracy to give the impression that something was accomplished yesterday.
ReplyDeleteAnd Chad Tracy used the Yankees to avoid having to get a desk job for one more summer.
I think Chad's plan B is actually in the roofing industry.
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