I've had it with Cashman's underachieving garage sale collection of overpaid, china-doll, do-nothing diva/misifts! Can't we do anything right?For the best team in baseball, we're pathetic. We have no starter who can pitch into the fourth without need of a heart fibulator. Every trade backfires. We gave away Austin Jackson for what? the second coming of Bubba Crosby? Have I mentioned Nick Johnson yet? Mr. Ow-I-Hurt-My-Wrist-On-That-Checked-Swing? Is Tex going to hit .280? Does anybody have confidence in Joba? Give me five minutes alone with AJ Burnett, and you better believe his knuckles will be swollen -- from trying to defend himself! Yeesh, we couldn't even betray Jesus of Scranton without losing the deal to Texas.
We may beat the Rays and Redsocks, finish with the best record in baseball, roll through the playoffs and humiliate the National League winner in the World Series, maybe even sweep through October... but if the Steinbrenner boyz expect me to accept this sad state of affairs, they better think twice!
Is "fibulator" a word? I'm gonna have to refudiate you on that one....
ReplyDeleteWell, it's about time someone had the nerve to say what needs to be said. The 1998 Yankees were 68-23 at this point, while we're 10 full games off that pace!! Good Lord, at this pace, we'll be lucky to win the Series in six!!
ReplyDeleteThat Cashman better wake up and smell the coffee...made in a kitchen from Lowe's. Let's build something, togethah.
Trade Joba.
ReplyDeleteMontero needs to be called up ASAP, and Posada should be moved to replace that under-achiever Teixeira at first... maybe we can trade him to KC for Kyle Farnsworth for some bullpen help.
ReplyDeleteKyle! Now you're talking, adam. That's brilliant GM thinking!
ReplyDeleteHey, White, who we gonna get for Joba, the most overrated player in baseball, according to SI's players' poll? Jeff Francoeur?
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