Saturday, August 7, 2010

10 Real Reasons Why Lance Berkman Didn't Slide to Try and Break Up Last Night's Double Play

He claims he hoped to block the throw from first. The truth:

1. He loves the spotlight of New York.

2. At his weight, if he hits the dirt, he might never get up.

3. He's still learning the Designated Hitter positon.

4. He was watching pretty lights on the Jumbotron.

5. What's the diff? It's only the NL Central!

6. He wanted to get in some extra jogging.

7. He left his sliding pads in Houston.

8. Who can slide while wearing Depends?

9. He's heard of a great prayer group in Scranton.

10. He's still loves his Ass-tros.
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2 comments:

  1. adamAugust 7, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    Shit even Ortiz slid into second when he got thrown out during the All-Star game. EMBARRASSING. THIS TEAM SUCKS. CASHMAN NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN.

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  2. David BallelaAugust 7, 2010 at 1:37 PM

    Berke's Law

    Hey Yank fans
    Give me some slack
    I've got nothing left in my big bat
    I'm from the NL
    A league that's below level
    If you're forsaking wins
    We're bringing Berke's Law
    Hey Yank fans
    You're losing time
    If we don't grab this moment
    It would be a crime
    Don't blame me, admit it
    Let Cash be convicted
    If you're forsaking wins
    We're making Berke's Law

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