Look to the western skies, Yankiverse.Off in the distance, north to the mountains known as the Poconos -- home of beautiful Mount Airy Lodge Casino! -- where a burst of fire melts into the famed skyline that signifies the city of Scranton-Wilke Barre...
There, ye shalt see thine future: IVAN MANUEL NOVA GUANCE.
Who is he? What is he?
1. He has a career MLB earned run average of 0.00.
2. He was born during the administration of Ronald Reagan.
3. He was nearly lost in the Rule 5 draft to San Diego.
4. He was born in the Dominican Repubic city that also produced Jose Rijos.
5. He is 6 feet 4 inches tall but only weighs 210.
6. He started twice last year in Scranton's post-season, going 1-0 with a 1.93 ERA.
7. He pitched three shutout innings for us earlier this year, then got ditched because Chan Ho Park came back.
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