Tex misses a crucial series to be at home with his newborn. Swish jokes with Molina after wussing out on a play at home. What
ever happened to the gas house gang?
In days of old
When the players were bold
And no time was spent with folk
A close play at the plate
Would endanger catchers' fates
Instead of sharing a joke
"Austin Powers it!" I Knew he would fuckin say that.
ReplyDeleteSo unenthusiastic. I know it was like 100 degrees in KC yesterday, but they sounded like they wanted to die in the booth. John needs to drink Gatorade up there to keep his game up.
ReplyDeleteSwish should've somersaulted like that kid from Fordham did earlier in the year.
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