Other lies told by Roger Clemens

"Throw your slow curve, Calvin. No way Ray Knight can hit you!"

"Mrs. Canseco, these are the best cantalopes I've ever had. I love coming over just to see what you'll serve."

"Awww, honey, I don't even like her music. I was just out on the town with the guys, and you know how Oil Can is."

"Holy crap! A hypodermic needle! Some junkies must be sneaking into our garage at night. I'll get a new lock."

"Well, to tell you the truth, it's torture having that hot liniment rubbed on my balls before a game. Believe me, it's nothing I look forward to."

"What bruise? That one? Uhhhhm... The other day, over at Jorge's, I accidentally sat on an ice pick."

"No thanks, George, I'd prefer to stand. It's good for the circulation."

"Hey, Piazza... I'm sorry."