Monday, August 2, 2010

Seven John Sterling home run calls for Lance Berkman

1. Berk, Baby, Berk!

2. Big Puma goes Boom-a!

3. Another job by Berkman the Workman!

4. I gotta Lance in my pants!

5. A jerk... by Berk.

6 Up in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Berk Man.

7. Darling, save the last Lance for me! 
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7 comments:

  1. SwishaliciousAugust 2, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    A big hit from Fat Elvis

    A chart topper!

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  2. StangAugust 2, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    10. Jesus Christ Al-MIGHT-taaaay loves his Big Lanceroooo!

    11. Lance Berkman sends a ball to heaven and a pitcher to Hell!

    12. LANCE IN MY PANTS!

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  3. solAugust 2, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    You're in a trance if you think lance is the guy
    Who has an eye that lets balls take flight
    Don't be beguiled by the smile of the man
    Who holds your hand in prayers neath the pale moon light
    don't forget it's rays that drive them home
    And in whose wake you're gonna be
    So yank fans it might be 2nd place for thee

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  4. sterlingsilverAugust 2, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    Fat Elvis has left the building!

    Fat Elvis has the opposition All Shook Up!

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  5. AlphonsoAugust 2, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    What home run?

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  6. MattGAugust 2, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    It is high, it is far, it is gone! A Berkman blast! And the Yankees sure like Lance a lot!

    OR

    It is high, it is far, it is gone! A Berkman blast! And Fat Elvis has left the building!

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  7. adamAugust 3, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    SIR LANCE-A-LOT WITH A SWING OF HIS SWORD!

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