Friday, September 10, 2010

10 Reasons Jeet is selling his condo

1. Goddamm bedbugs.

2. Plans to live on streets and write about homelessness.

3. Doorman still doesn't remember his name.

4. Has been signed for winter season of Jersey Shore.

5. For $12 million, you'd think the toilets would flush.

6. Place still reeks of Mariah.

7. Condo Association banned his candle-making craft business.

8. Expects to play next year for Pittsburgh Pirates.

9. Haunted at nights by ghost of Bob Shepherd.

10. Needs extra room for Minka's mother.

4 comments:

  1. In regard to number 6, does the reeking take the form of a breeze and do they call the wind Mariah?

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  2. Like everyone else, Jeete needs a beachfront, 31,000+ square feet home.

    Just to keep America balanced.

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  3. 12. Gonna by a motorcycle, hit the road, and find out what the REAL America is all about, and the hell with all you plastic phonies.

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