Tuesday, October 12, 2010

10 Reasons Why Johnny Damon Must Return to the Yankees

1. Piss off Redsock fans.

2. No, seriously. REALLY piss off Redsock fans.

3. Nobody else ever stole second and third base on the same pitch.

4. Nick Johnson didn't exactly inscribe himself for life into DH slot.

5. Another plaque in Cooperstown wearing Yankee cap.

6. Hot wife. We can always use more.

7. Keep us from chasing Carl Crawford.

8. Did we mention piss off Redsock fans?

9. Javier Vazquez gone; coast is clear.

10.  2011 team will strand a few less baserunners.
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3 comments:

  1. Joe De PastryOctober 12, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    11. You can never have too many DHs in their late thirties.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Kimberly JonesOctober 12, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    I want him back. He's so hot

    ReplyDelete
  3. AnonymousOctober 12, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    Buck Foston says

    12. He haves a hot EX-wife 2. We can also use more of them also.

    ReplyDelete

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