Friday, October 29, 2010

10 Reasons the Yankees Resigned Joe Girardi

1. Don Mattingly was off the market.

2. Emotional speech by Chad Moeller to ownership following game 6 humiliation.

3. He's low-bidder.

4. Grady Little said no.

5. Steinbrenners have his number on cell phones; don't want hassle of changing.

6. Ol' Cash 'n Joe, "They's like two peas in a pod."

7. He's the only guy who knows how to fix quirky new showerheads.

8. Expert panel judged his 220-page "Yankee 2011 Action Plan" best among all submissions.

9. He'll hold post until AJ Burnett retires.

10. Certain revealing photographs. Let's, uhm, leave it at that.
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2 comments:

  1. David BallelaOctober 29, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    11. his promise of hiring Billy Connors as a pitching coach.
    12. he'll cut taxes and fire gvt workers
    13. he has a cute family.
    14. his emmmy deserving role in the taco bell chalupa commercial

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  2. AnonymousNovember 1, 2010 at 8:33 AM

    Watch it Jimmie--you'll need gov't workers.

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