Freddy's Dead, by A. Grumpus

Now Freddie's dead

That's what I said

Nobody refused him
Tapping pans amused him
Another diehard fan
Whacking pie plates for the Bossman
A terrible blow
But that's how it goes
Freddie's at the coroner's now
If you wanna be a diehard, wow
Remember Freddie's dead

We're all built up with progress
But sometimes I must confess
We can deal with new stadiums and dreams
But reality, what does it mean?
Ain't nothing said
'Cause freddies dead

I can't take much more
And AJ's still due to start Game 4