Wednesday, October 27, 2010

GREATEST OFFER EVER!!!!!! FREE DIRT!!!!! ONLY $4!!!!



Folks, this is a deal!!!

To honor the Yankees' level of play in the ALCS against the Texas Rangers, Steiner Sports Collectibles is offering all Yankees fans FREE DIRT from the old Yankee Stadium for only $4!!!! (The $4 is a handling fee, which is reasonable, because it is very difficult to find people who wish to handle dirt for a living).

And get this, folks: It is CERTIFIED GAME-USED DIRT!!!!!! Yes, it might have been trampled on by Aaron Boone after his ALCS-winning home run in 2003, or kicked by Edwar Ramirez after giving up a grand slam in 2008 ... you never know!!! And that's half the fun!!!

Remember folks, while other franchises treat their fans like dirt, the Yankees give you some of theirs!!!!

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2 comments:

  1. Joe De PastryOctober 27, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    How much do they want for the warning track kitty litter Fat Elvis slipped on?

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  2. John's Bargain StoresOctober 27, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    with his dna
    $2
    without
    $1

    ReplyDelete

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