Leaks about the Yankees from Sarah Palin's book

"So I said, 'Listenup, Mrs. Chamberlain, you're a meth fiend, and your son Joba is a drunk. Both of you: Stop listening to the media and Motel 6 whores and wrap your heads around some Scripture. Jesus walketh on water. He doesn't walketh in runs.'"

"Derek Jeter? I should care? When you're married to a champion snowmobile racer, a world class athlete like Todd, you're not going to get it any better with some lamestream Eastern establishment celebrity. Why do they call him a short stop? Ha."

"If the skipper says, 'Wanna pitch to A-Rod?' My answer would be, heck, yes!' When it comes to fighting evil, you can't hesitateulate. The Putins, the Kims, the Obamas, they're like A-Rod. So you gotta crowd the zone and look for your opening, and when you get it, go directly to the hoop."


"I don't know what Gary Sheffield ever thought the Yankees owed him, or maybe he hates White America or he's just a liberal fast-mouth, but if he lipped off to me like he did Joe Torre, he'd be on the first ice truck to Nome."