WE NEED A CAIRO REDS EAT YANKS' LUNCH, SPIT LUNCH UP ALL OVER CASHMAN'S $$$ SUIT

While the Yankees dithered the Winter Meetings away, the razor-sharp Cincinati Reds signed top utility man and Yankee-for-life Miguel Cairo to a 2-year deal worth a cool $2,000,000.00. In games Cairo played in pinstripes, the Yankees' win percentage was a whopping .615 (source). Every true student of the Yankee legacy can recite that stat in his sleep--except for the highly paid bean counter Brian Cashman, who couldn't care less about pinstripe power and pride.