Rappelling down the sides of 7-11s; serving brewskies for a day at an Irish bar in NY; looking like Charlie Sheen in drag; failing to sign Lee and Pettitte; thinking Joba might ever help this team; letting Jesus sell nick-nacks in Scranton; embarrassing Jeter by suggesting he can't always get $200 million +10 year contracts; suggesting that Jeter might, one day, not be a shortstop.
And who has Cashman given us? Andruw Jones, who can't even spell his first name right.
And let's not forget the "re-signing of A-Rod fiasco" a few years back.
It was as nuts as when the Giants give away all those picks for Eli Manning, giving away the store for one ring in one decade.
I say this: Cashman has been the worst; let's make him our best.
He'll never get such accolades once he is GM for KC.
Brian Cashman, Despicable Me & Jackass 3D Larry Rothschild, How To Train Your Dragon Mariano Rivera, Unstoppable Ivan Nova and Sergio Mitre, The Other Guys Eduardo Nunez and Ramiro Pena, The Expendables Derek Jeter, True Grit John Sterling, Dear John AJ Burnett, Diary of a Wimpy Kid Cano and Cervelli, Knight and Day Rafael Soriano, Nightmare on Elm Street Nick Swisher, The Wolfman
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Andruw Jones, Batman Returns
ReplyDeleteRandy Levine, Topper
Larry Rothschild, Mission Impossible
ReplyDeleteAndy Pettitte, The Man Who Wasn't There
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It's got to be Cashman.
ReplyDeleteHas any GM ever had a worse off season?
Rappelling down the sides of 7-11s; serving brewskies for a day at an Irish bar in NY; looking like Charlie Sheen in drag; failing to sign Lee and Pettitte; thinking Joba might ever help this team; letting Jesus sell nick-nacks in Scranton; embarrassing Jeter by suggesting he can't always get $200 million +10 year contracts; suggesting that Jeter might, one day, not be a shortstop.
And who has Cashman given us? Andruw Jones, who can't even spell his first name right.
And let's not forget the "re-signing of A-Rod fiasco" a few years back.
It was as nuts as when the Giants give away all those picks for Eli Manning, giving away the store for one ring in one decade.
I say this: Cashman has been the worst; let's make him our best.
He'll never get such accolades once he is GM for KC.
Brian Cashman, Despicable Me & Jackass 3D
ReplyDeleteLarry Rothschild, How To Train Your Dragon
Mariano Rivera, Unstoppable
Ivan Nova and Sergio Mitre, The Other Guys
Eduardo Nunez and Ramiro Pena, The Expendables
Derek Jeter, True Grit
John Sterling, Dear John
AJ Burnett, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Cano and Cervelli, Knight and Day
Rafael Soriano, Nightmare on Elm Street
Nick Swisher, The Wolfman
John Sterling, Black Swan
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