Saturday, January 22, 2011

Snips of Conversation Overheard During Recent Meeting Between Arod, Cameron Diaz and Bill Clinton

… Well, actually, Hillary was running the country between ’93 and ‘99. I like to say that she was really the first “President Bush.” That’s a joke.


... And so, Ms. Cameron Diaz, upon my signing of this official napkin, you are hereby mandated to visit my hotel room at 11 p.m. tonight, or you’ll be in violation of my Presidential Executive Order Number 69-69.

… Alex, it surely must have been tough losing four straight to the Redsocks. Then again, you never had to search an entire golf course because Newt Gingrich lost his Viagra script.

... “Chin music?” Hahahaha. Oh, sorry, Alex. I was thinking of something else.

… Cameron, you were hilarious in “Something about Mary.” In fact, at one point, Monica ran around with a similar hair situation.
… Cameron, I feel your pain. Yes, I know... that’s actually your thigh.
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1 comment:

  1. Mark FeltJanuary 22, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    .....Arod when you see Andruw Jones ask him how his sister Paula is doing.
    Boy, she sure know how to go deep in the count.

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