The two best athletes in football could not play for the Yankees

It's time to reconsider the Yankee hair ban. We could be losing stars who resent being denied the glorious self-expression of refusing to shave.

Look at the Troy Popawheelie and Clay Matthews, the new faces of football. And more hair than a barrel of monkeys.

There is no Constitutional basis to keep our Yankees from growing things on their faces and down their necks.

Yes, we it runs contrary to the values of Moose Skowron and Roger Maris, but that was 50 years ago, and they are gone. The Beatle haircut came and went. Jenifer Anniston's haircut on Friends came and went.  Weird Al Yankovic came and -- well -- he's still here. It's time for the Yankees to let fly not only their pennant flags, but their freak flags, too.

The Super Bowl will display football's two best defensive players. Neither could suit up for the Yankees. Our players have tattoos all over their bodies. The team doesn't ban tattoos. It's time to free our players.

FREE THE YANKEES.
LET MY PEOPLE GROW.