Friday, January 7, 2011

Will world end before IT IS HIGH reaches millionth pageload? 10 Signs of the Looming Apocalypse

Doomsday? This weekend? Denying us our 1 millionth pageload?

Well, that would certainly be a hilarious "prank" played on us by God. Yep. We'd have to slap our knees and chuckle. He got us bigtime! Ooooh, that God. We never saw it coming.

Until now.

Today, thoughtful Americans should cowering beneath their beds over the unmistakable 10 Signs of the Apocalypse.

1. Earth trembling in Indiana.

2. Canadian river turns bright green.

3. Huge snowstorm targeting meek, defenseless NYC.

4. Homeless man suddenly speaks with Voice of God.

5. Dead birds in the South.

6. Dead fish in the South.

7. Fukkit... the whole goddamm South... you name it.

8. NY Jets within four wins (horsemen?) of World Championship.

9. Pentagon seeks to cut spending.

10. IT IS HIGH within 1 million pageloads.

Ohh, if He pulls the plug before we hit a million, all we'll be able to say is, "God, you got us that time! We been punk'd!"
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1 comment:

  1. Joe De PastryJanuary 7, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    11. Sergio Meatray is our #4 starter.

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