Sunday, February 20, 2011

Boston Hockey Coach Comes Out of the Closet


The pressure of annually molding prissy young Bostonians into fighting machines on ice had foamed up from Cronin's loins like a Mento tablet in a Diet Pepsi, and the master crosschecker called reporters to his lair, gave them iced glasses of mineral water and lice-sized coconut shavings, and bore his soul.  He said:

"I like the Yankees."

Bravo, sir. At last, the NCAA Hockey Tournament is worth following.
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1 comment:

  1. kevin doukilisFebruary 20, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    poor guy. they'll have to put him in a witness protection program.

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