Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Nine signs the Mets are out of money

1. Top future free agent signing: Brian Schlitter.

2. Layoffs reduce playing roster to 23.

3. "Now batting, the thirdbaseman, Fred Wilpon..."

4. Starting outfield bought via Groupon.

5. Scoreboard turned off while Mets bat.

6. Major campaign: "This year, for every home run hit by a Met, the American Cancer Society will donate $100 to the Mets."

7. Team announces $20 limit on holiday gift-giving.

8. Team's phone, Internet and cable TV service bundled for $69.95 per month on America Online. 

9. Grow pot in right field.
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1 comment:

  1. The Mad HatterMarch 1, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    New Slogan: All it takes is a dollar and a dream to become a part owner of the New York Debts.

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