Friday, April 22, 2011

Have faith: Gardy will again go yardy

What is it with these naysayers and foulcriers and burpsounders who show no faith in Brett the Jet Gardner? You know who you are. The guy is in a slump. We all have slumps. This post right now is a slump. But hell, why be posting at a September edge in April?

When you're a jet you're a jet all the way from your first freaking Met to your last Tampa Ray.

Brett will start hitting tonight in Baltimore. Wait and see.

It starts tonight.

You'll see.

Tonight.

Brett

It starts.
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5 comments:

  1. Johnny DickshotApril 22, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    brett gardner doesn't have a dickshot of a chance in hell.

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  2. lackaperspectiveApril 22, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    Even an allstar commentator goes o-for-13 as well, apparently.

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  3. AlphApril 22, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    I see a hard ground ball to second in Brett's first at bat tonight. Likely, after he fouls away a bunt attempt.

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  4. Joe De PastryApril 22, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    He's got 14 Ks and 0 HR.
    On the way to a new record for the worst K:HR ratio in MlB history!

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  5. DeadBatApril 23, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    Can you tell me who will win the SuperBowl next year so I can win some money?!?!

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