They happen in threes, don't they?
1. The Mets yesterday finally abused a pitcher that wasn't a Met. They clobbered Javier Vazquez, the Yankee Buckner, the man with the 87-mph heat and proven ability to piss away an entire World Series. The Marlins are paying him $7 million to put a whammy on their team this year. Good luck, Miami.
2. Carl Crawford was dropped to 7th in the '27 Redsocks all-time greatest team ever lineup, now looking for a 159-3 season. This would merely signify the incredible strength of their batting order, except Jed Lowrie batted sixth.
3. Both Charlie Sheen and the Tigers got pummeled Saturday while wearing the same jersey. His truth torpedo tour comes to New York Friday. Can we put him in a Mets shirt?
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