Yankees topple Redsock victory celebration by avoiding no-hitter

Thanks to some crisp hitting by supersub Eric Chavez, the Yankees last nightly nimbly scotched former free-falling Boston ace Josh Beckett's bid for history. Yeahp. If any Boston fans thought the Buckett, last year's Freddy Garcia and Kevin Millwood, was going to throw a no-hitter at us -- Hah! -- think again, suckahhh!

I believe we had TWO (2) -- yes -- two solid base hits. Not only that, but several batters knocked the ball all the way into the outfield. And on a couple of the grounders to Pedroia, our runners were within a step of first before being called out.

We kept the crowd from being able to confidently chant 'YANKEES SUCK' until the 7th. Coupled with the signing of former Cubs' ace Carlos "Curtis Sliwa" Silva, it was a great weekend all around. Hooray. I'm so happy.