Phil Pavano Outfits Himself For Florida Re-Hab

Now that we know Phil Hughes does not have avin muncheon by proxy, or inflamed necrosis of the arm passages, or whatever far-flung disease that causes human limbs to appear "dead," he is soon to be sent to a warmer clime.

Like his predecessor, Carl Pavano, Phil has purchased a hot new convertible, and a hot new traveling companion.

She, I am told, is the younger sister of one of A-Rod's favorite escorts when he was dallying in the Boston night club scene.

Now for the garbage truck and the accident in the early morning hours. Somewhere near Tampa.

P.S. I know a "Voodoo " guy who believes he can bring life back to Phil's arm by sticking long, sharp objects into the man.