I hope the Redsocks throw at our heads tomorrow.
I hope our team gets an extremely itchy infestation of lice.
I hope somebody puts a flaming bag of poo on every single Yankee front door, and they all come out and stomp on it, ruining their best shoes.
Where are the fans who put the tacks on Ed Whitson's driveway? Dammit, they were the greatest Yankee fans in history. We need those people.
I hate this team. Put them on a boat. Drive it out to the middle of the ocean. Sink it.
I have never expressed such feelings as a Yankee fan.
I. Hate. This. Team.
I purposely didn't watch tonight, got the final score update, and was glad I didn't watch tonight.
ReplyDeleteI know it's just hideously bad luck, but I have gone to 9 home games [including last night and tonight v Boston], and they are 1 & 8 in those 9 games. They've been pissing in my face for 2 and half months now, and I, too, am sick of this pathetic team.
ReplyDeleteI think Joba pinpointed the problem right there. Why does he keep going to games knowing full well the effect his presence has on the outcome? And that one win...did he leave early before the Yankees broke a tie to win? Or was it the only comeback of the season, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteTo do something over and over and expect a different outcome is one definition of insanity. Which is his only defense.
By the way, Joba, didn't I see you there at 7 of those losses? Thought you looked familiar....
Duque, you sound like a Red Sox fan in the first week of April.
ReplyDeleteBy the way. Did you know Miguel Cairo hit a grand slam on Tuesday?
ReplyDeleteMiguel Cairo:
ReplyDeleteGreat Yankee?
... or GREATEST Yankee?