Yankees: Yankees Performed Outstanding in Recent Outstanding Draft

The New York Yankees today said that the New York Yankees had a great 2011 draft, getting the best of all minor league prospects, despite not picking until Tampa, Boston and Arizona each had picked at least a busload of higher rated players.

Word from the Yankees is the Yankees did great! And you know why they did so well? Because, say the Yankees, they're smart! But it's not just being smart, say the Yankees. You also have to do the work!

And the Yankees, say the Yankees, aren't afraid to do the work! That's why the Yankees have received an A-plus-plus rating from the Yankees for the 2011 draft.

In fact, they got just the players they would have drafted if they had been the only team drafting! Actually, no... They did better by drafting 51st, losing their picks by signing bums who were not even worth tendering contracts in the off-season! How did they pull this off? Hard work. Know-how! And excessive drinking.