Fifth annual live drunk Yankee blog begins today, no substitutions on that ham sandwich, thank you, sir, I'll have another...

Head hurts. Of course. Hope the stent holds. Two years in a row, undefeated in livedrunkblog action. Old college roommate from Florida. Breaking news: Says it's hot in Florida. Breaking news: I finally found somebody who gives a shit about the Casey trial. More college lugnuts coming today. A couple Redsock fans. Touch and go. They don't read this blog. Hah. I will surgically rumple each to a point of libel that would make Rupe Murdoch envious. Hah. that's the beauty of the livedrunkblog, which technically began last night, so I'm one-and-oh, playing the Felice Brothers ("Bang-Bang-Bang went Frankie's gun") and the Baseball Project ("Chin Music") and Mr. Waits ("All my friends are married, every Tom and Dick and Harryy...") watching stars. CHRIST, I AM BECOMING A CLICHE. Hughes today?