Chicago, Chicago That Toddlin Town

Chicago, Chicago that toddling town
Those Chisox, those Chisox, they play like they're clowns
Bet your bottom dollar even AJ could have won in Chicago, Chicago
The town where poor Adam Dunn got shut down
On West 35th Street, that great street, I just want to say
They do things they don't do on Broadway
Ozzie had the time, the worst time of his life
His bats went dead, unlike his hot-looking wife
In Chicago, Chicago, Joe Girardi's home town
Chicago, Chicago that toddlin' town
Chicago, Chicago the Yanks will toss them around - we love it
Bet your bottom dollar Hughes will lose his blues in Chicago, Chicago
The town where for 6 he shut them down
On West 35th Street, that great street, I just want to say
They do things they don't do on Broadway
Ozzie had the time, the worst time of his life
His bats went dead, unlike his hot-looking wife
In Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Joe Girardi's home town