Jeff Bridges won't sleep tonight; Arod has taken up acting

Dateline Hollywood: Alex Rodriguez has taken a break from hosting the Algonquin Hotel roundtable to star in the HBO Tinseltown-insider sausage raunchfest known as "Entourage." He and Mark Teixeira play roles as "Alex" and "Mark," two star baseball players for an unnamed New York team, while talking on cellphones and preening, in last Sunday night's episode of "Entourage."

According to AP:

In the episode, Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) calls Teixeira during batting practice at Yankee Stadium and asks him to double his investment to $500,000 for a planned Los Angeles-area branch of Don Peppe, an Italian restaurant in New York. Teixeira turns him down, complaining about the cost of sending three kids to private school in Greenwich, Conn. A-Rod places a separate call during which he tells Turtle to stop pestering Teixeira.

Clearly, ARod has missed his calling. (As did Scott Boras, who should have played Ari Gold.) But considering the turnover in women, he should ditch Vincent Chase and try to hook-up with the three wives on "Big Love." He can bring along Jeet, who is probably in line for "Two and a Half Men."