Oh, that NESN! What sprite larks they be!

I almost missed this, because it usually takes a Pedroia family sex scandal for me to bother with NESN. But here's a catchy post that burst out of the Boston ribcage not long ago.

Look closely. The poster is "Dan Duquette Jr."

If I could turn back the hands of time, I would ditch "el duque"

and use that name, just to taunt Boston fans everywhere.

(Apparently, it's real?)

 

What's really funny is the idea of a Redsock dating Minka Kelly.

Youk could certainly sweep her off his feet. Yeah, that would work.

Or Pedroia. They'd look like Wilt Chamberlain and Linda Hunt.

It's a "group mind" post, where the writer asks

for everybody else to come up with something.

It would certainly inject some new life into the Red Sox-Yankees rivalry.

NESN Nation asked our Twitter followers who they thought Minka Kelly could date now that she's rid herself of that shortstop in New York.

Check out the video to see who the Nation suggested and let us know who they missed in the comments.

Best part. Check out the comments.

That's right. Zero.