Yankeetorial: Girardi's six-man rotation is good for the U.S. economy

Lately, critics of the Girardi administration have demanded that our leader in the Ruth House abandon his six man rotation and start mandatory layoffs. They claim we haven't enough money to support six hurlers, that it's wasteful, and someone must go. Some even argue that we should not bring up starters from Scranton, without reductions to the bloated rotation. They would cut Yankee spending.

These people are fools.

Girardi is doing what's best for America, and for the Yankees -- and it means keeping wage earners at work. This is no time to reduce employment.

Last month, the knee-socked math trolls who run around with calculators and never ask out girls, because their faces are full of pimples, claim our nation created not even one new job. That is a bold-faced (no pun intended) lie.

The Yankees created one job: The aging, slow-footed DH who never comes to bat.

Joe Girardi did what the U.S. economy couldn't do. He deserves four more years. And maybe some players from China.