Saturday, October 1, 2011

10 ways that Redsock owner "Cap'n John" Henry hurt himself yesterday on his yacht

No lie: He was taken by ambulance Friday around 6 p.m., wearing a neck brace. WTF?

Some possibilities:

1. The oven door fell onto the back of his head, while he sought to adjust the gas.

2. A shrimp lodged in his windpipe, and Youkilis administered the Heimlich.

3. A dollar fell onto the floor, and he was hurt in the mad scramble.

4. He was rubbernecking near an incredible train wreck - his team.

5. Walking to Sea Galley No. 4, he tripped over Josh Beckett's drunken body.

6. His hot young (relatively) wife attempted to sail "around the world."

7. He was kicked while attempting to bait a hook with Carl Crawford.

8. Neck braces are the hot new accessory in Boston fashion!

9. He strained his esophagus trying to swallow Adrian Gonzalez's excuses.

10. The boat shifted when his head was up Theo's butt.
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1 comment:

  1. Rufus T. FireflyNovember 8, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    "Hot" wife?

    maybe by Boston standards, but, NO! NO! NO!

    There is not a single player on the underachieving Yankees squad that does not have a hotter wife or girlfriend or both.

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