"As Godfather, here's an offer you can’t refuse: My room, eightish."
"Want to see a really fast-rising crust?"
"I'm ready to take your order... and your blouse."
"You heard the customer, "Hold the pepperoni..." in your hand."
"Reservations? I have none when it comes to sexytime."
"I'll have a breast and a leg... and chicken on the side."
"The kitchen staff seems to have lost its D-cups, but I see you have them."
"With each Happy Meal, you get a Pokemon toy. Mind if I take a Piccachu?"
"Waitress, can you make change? Two nipples for a dime?"
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