Tomorrow: Official tentative Joe Girardi in-pencil proclamation of starting rotation (subject to change)
Saturday: Battle against always-tough (and future deadly AL foe) Houston Astros, former team of Andy Pettitte
Sunday: Official exhibition opening of magnificent Florida taxpayer boondoggle Marlin Stadium
Monday: Second day of christening future Florida Marlin monstrocity, eventually to be called Tax Debt Field
Tuesday: All-or-nothing "Battle for Exhibition Bragging Rights" game one against famous Chapter 11 Mehs
Wednesday: Game two of Non-Subway mayor's exhibition trophy against Mehs and last shopping day for other team's castoffs.
Thursday: Final designation of Yankee official 25-man roster and "Night of a Thousand Quotes."
Friday: Season non-exhibition opener -- "Battle for Tampa" -- against arch rival former Devil Rays, now the Tampa Rays.
Rick Santorum said he was against welfare for Mets people but he said he really meant to say meh people.
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