School no longer expects donation for "Fab Melo Science Library."
Team's best defensive player now listed as Jim Boeheim.
Plucky team now calling itself "Fab Four."
Future SU recruits fear having to attend classes.
Before facing UNC-Ashville, team to receive fiery pre-game speech from Ryan Braun.
If only I was around this year to give Melo private lessons on how to apply himself.
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