Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Fenway courts the 1 percent

Good news for the Pooh Bahs: You can now drink together, without fear of catching trailer cooties, during Redsock games.

Says the Randy Levine of Boston, Larry Luccino:

“We are creating the Royal Rooters Club to fulfill a promise we made to our season ticket holders, while also finding a home for some of the precious artifacts that will now be on display as well as enjoyed by our fans as part of an enhanced tour program.”

Precious artifacts? How about fried chicken bones from John Lackey? Tickets for Yaz's private jet on road trips? A ketsup applicator for Curt Schilling's famous "bloody" sock. (Note: No DNA tests have ever been performed.)

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