Thursday, March 8, 2012

Snooki pregnancy: Could it hurt the Yankees in 2012?

Ways Snooki pregnancy could hurt the Yankees in 2012.

1. Father turns out to be Derek Jeter.

2. Bright star overhead, during birth of child in manger, blinds Curtis Granderson, causing routine fly to become extra base hit.

3. Obsessed with news reports, Yankees channel physical manifestations of pregancy, gaining weight and needing to pee during innings.

4. Secondary question: Does search engine optimization really work by putting celebrity names in posts?
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