Monday, March 12, 2012

Why Syracuse Will Win the 2012 NCAA Championships

1. Syracuse always wins when has player named "Melo."

2. Team no longer threatened by rise of SUNY Binghamton.

3. No indictments as long as team is winning.

4. City needs lift after losing Golden Snowball award to Rochester.

5. Jim Boeheim actually Tom Coughlin in disguise.

6. Who will beat them, Harvard?

7. Championship predicted on Mayan calendar.

8. Final season before Carrier Dome is hydrofracked.

9. Restore pride to the ACC.
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2 comments:

  1. FlaviusMarch 12, 2012 at 3:20 PM

    I hear 'cuse travels well. What say you, Duque? Is Syracuse a SCAWY team?

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  2. Joe De PastryMarch 15, 2012 at 4:42 PM

    At the half, 'Cuse is down 4 to a 16 seed.

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