Thursday, May 3, 2012

Jesus Replaced By Adonis

We traded Jesus for a nightmare.

In response, we are going with Adonis, recently signed from Cuba.

Is this a diplomatic disaster?

Is it a personnel disaster?

Does he come with a glove?

Can he play outfield?

Is he a switch hitter?

Does he speak Spanish or Greek?

In any case, we have gone secular.
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3 comments:

  1. StangMay 3, 2012 at 11:18 AM

    Baseball America reports that Adonis, unlike the gentleman in the photo you chose, “doesn’t have any standout tools."

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  2. I'm Bill WhiteMay 3, 2012 at 1:05 PM

    I did not give you consent to upload my bio pic.

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  3. Joe De PastryMay 3, 2012 at 2:12 PM

    We should have signed Centipedes instead.

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