"Dearest sibling, your inquiry more befits a face-painted pantomime jester."
"Your query is devoid of the rightful seriousness worthy of this non-circus occasion, oh bone marrow donor."
"That is a matter whose red nose and exaggerated shoesize render it meaningless, aside from comic relief, my fellow offspring."
"Your answer deserves to come in the form of a honk, you biological copy cow."
Clowns are wrongly slighted. Saying something is a clown comment actually means it embodies the juxtoposing emotions of jollity and tears, as exemplified by the great Charles Chaplin. Whose song, 'Smile', I must point out, was the exit music of the recent Cult concert here in NYC, as sung by the heartbreaking Judy Garland. I believe Judy is appreciated by even someone as august as A-Rod, although he is not gay, as many old-line Judy fans may think given his mirror photo shoot a few years back. Clowning is an ancient and respected art that comprises the whole of the human emotional range into its inflatable-footed and honking-nose persona. To think that a right-thinking major league baseball player, no doubt the beneficiary of a university education, would otherwise imply in such a comment is both demeaning to MLB player stature and the individual in question. We can only be shamed by those who take the low road on this topic.
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